A girl holding a garland and waiting to put over the guy she will marry. There are around 10 guys in the room selected as potential groom. The girl starts walking
1st Guy: Not me
2nd Guy: No please not me
3rd Guy: Photo mein to badi achi dikh rahi thi. Asal mein to bahut darwani hai...
4th Guy: Bhaago bhoot aaya
5th Guy: Kya dekh kar mujhe select kar liya. Koi bachao mujhe
6th Guy: Yeh phool to ache hain par iss ladki mein mujhe interest nahi
7th Guy: Bache ki jaan longi kya
8th Guy: Ladki matlab musibat
9th Guy: Iske bahut kharche honge main isse afford nahi kar sakta
10th Guy: Subah kis ki sakal dekh kar nikala tha. Koi aur musibat hoti to bhi chalta par ladki no way....
P.S. Your reactions?
